Welcome to my shop! We have coffee of all sorts! We have soybean & rice coffee from china, dust coffee from the moon, and sushi coffee from japan!
Heres a list of the various coffees I've collected around the world
$12.50 Bum Coffee-Processed inside the bodies of real live bums!
$8.50 Frickin' Hot Coffee-Made from the over-roasted coffee beans with an odd twist!
$9.00 Dog Crap Frappucino-SPECIALTY-Fresh from the source...
$20.00 Cash Coffee-Made from strained and pressed 20-dollar bills
$4.50 Frosty Coffee-Ever heard of "Frost Roasted" coffee?
$10.00 Dodecadecuple Espresso-Just the thing for all-night studying!
-Students get 20% discount-
Time to buy! Well, I mean, why would you go to a store and not buy anything?